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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

2007-11-21 12:19:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

I am a blonde and I love your joke. She wasnt so dumb after all and it is about time everyone realized hair color means nothing.

2007-11-21 12:24:01 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0 0

Funny

2007-11-21 12:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Trish 4 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-21 12:26:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I've heard this one like 20 times. Funny though.

2007-11-21 12:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by Judgerz 6 · 1 0

Read it a million times. Not funny anymore.

2007-11-21 12:28:11 · answer #5 · answered by Princess 3 · 0 0

It seems like the blonde was smarter that is a good one!

2007-11-21 12:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha. Omg.

It seems as though that blonde is actually pretty smart. haha

2007-11-21 12:23:02 · answer #7 · answered by !@#$%^&* 2 · 0 0

That is so funny. I love it good job

2007-11-21 12:39:06 · answer #8 · answered by Rachael 2 · 0 0

I've heard it many times.

2007-11-21 12:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1 0

LOL i love blonde jokes, they are my favorite! that one is great!

2007-11-21 12:24:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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