So a duck walks into a bar and asks the barman," got any grapes." The bartender says no. So the duck leaves.
The duck comes back the next day and asks the same question. The bartender says no.
Over the next month the Duck was coming in everyday asking for grapes. One day the Bartender said,"next time u ask for grapes I'm gonna nail your bill to this counter." The duck left.
The duck hadn't come back for a year. The bartender really thought he got rid of that duck until 1 day the duck walked into the bar.
The duck said," got any nails." The bartender replied,"no"
Then the duck said,"got any grapes."
A lot of ppl wont get it. look it over if u dont get it.
2007-11-21 12:13:57 · 42 answers · asked by Matt 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-11-21 12:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
lol i get it. The bartender doesnt have any nails, so he can't nail the duck's bill to the counter. So he asks for grapes!!
2007-11-21 12:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by little louie 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I LOVE THIS JOKE!! This is one of my favorite jokes except I've heard it where the duck goes into a hardware store and says *got duck food* (you must say this in a funny voice), and it goes on and on bla bla, "nail your feet to the ground" bla, then "got nails" "no sorry we're all out" "good. got duck food?"
Good one. I totally get it.
2007-11-21 12:23:42 · answer #3 · answered by waitwhatdidyoujustsay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it because the duck is checking to see if the bartender can nail him to the counter. LOL :-)
2007-11-21 12:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Mazie ;) 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL I think this is funny. Maybe I am just as crazy as you are. BUT IT IS A GOOD JOKE.
2016-05-24 23:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 12:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Here's another pretty funny/ slightly stupid joke.
A doctor calls a sick man.
Doctor: I have bad news and worse news.
Sick Man: I guess I'll take the bad news first.
Doctor: You are going to die in 24 hours.
Sick Man: Oh my God! What could be worse than that!?
Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.
2007-11-21 12:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by willbakerman60 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I got it, i heard the same joke with a cat and sardines or fish or something.... not that funny though
2007-11-21 12:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redundantly funny.
2007-11-21 12:19:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg I actually get it!!!
Because he's saying...Do you have any nails? and he says no.
He asks him do you have any grapes because he knows that he wont nail his bill into the counter.
2007-11-21 12:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by !@#$%^&* 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two hoofs up on that one, mate.
Mooooooo moooooooooooo moooooooo!
Grapes, eh! Yes, I like it.
2007-11-21 12:17:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋