A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were there attacking a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, "Now back off or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed ..."When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
2007-11-21 12:10:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha lol
2007-11-21 12:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAAH!!!
LOL!!!
never heard it before!!!
did you make it up?
if so way to go!!
if not, oh well, U ROCK!!
Please have a star* on my behalf!!!
2007-11-21 12:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao lmao poor guy
2007-11-21 12:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....tht's funny
2007-11-21 12:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!!!! you made my day!!
2007-11-21 12:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by nickjalways 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋