Pls. star if worthy...Thanx.
Blonde Achievements
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't go snowboarding, Florida has no mountains!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "3-5 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car got swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!
2007-11-21 11:57:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SUPER FUNNY. I LOVE YOUR JOKES. THEY'RE AWESOME!!!!!! I LOVE IT. COMPLETELY AWESOME.!!!!!!
BEST JOKE EVER! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
2007-11-21 14:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea! Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 12:28:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. But if you want some new blonde jokes go to
www.coolblondejokes.com/
www.blonde-jokes.co.uk/
www.zelo.com/blonde/
Or just go to Google.com and type in "Blonde Jokes" and it will bring up a ton of really funny sites!
2007-11-21 12:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao this is so funny i especially like the one about the breast stroke contest
2007-11-21 12:02:20 · answer #4 · answered by Lina1995_6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this here SO many times, it's not even funny anymore.
2007-11-21 11:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, this is funny, haven't actually seen this. Good job.
Definitely 'Yay'. ;)
2007-11-21 12:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well.. I havn't seen some of those so yes those were funny.
2007-11-21 12:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by !@#$%^&* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude..... um.....
Try some funny ones, like "I once knew a blonde so dumb she called me to get my phone number," or "I once knew a blonde so dumb that she put M&M's in alphabetical order".
2007-11-21 12:01:38 · answer #8 · answered by LadyAngler1221 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
rofl thats funny!!!!! 5 starsssss out of 5 :) wow, if someone was actually that stupid, if laugh! thankssssss!:)
2007-11-21 12:01:10 · answer #9 · answered by .tate.xo' 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its definitely a yay .!
gave u a star .!
:)
2007-11-21 18:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by meemo :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋