TELL ME A STORY!
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2007-11-21 11:45:45 · 19 answers · asked by Claire 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
One time these people from the city came up to our little town and they started causing trouble. This one guy had cabin fever disease and tried to give it to me but I gave him a round house kick and bit his hand. My dad got mad and chased him through the woods.
2007-11-21 11:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The drunk, the nun and Batman
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk.
So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said;
"Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
2007-11-21 19:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by sullivanwarehouse 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My dream last night was really freaky...I dreamed that I was is this car that was like a boat, I was speeding down the freeway that was made out of water! When all of a sudden I came up to this Mermaid hitching a ride...she was pushing her flippers back and forth like a dolphin does to stand up right, KEWL! Then she asked me for a ride to the nearest bar, she wanted to get drunk and have some fun ;-), I thought this was great, so I picked her up and went to this place that was like Neptune castle all decked out with sea creatures and shells and really awesome stuff! We sat down and she reached over to pull me in for a kiss when my alarm went off...shoot, I was hoping I could have gotten off, LOL!!! Later!!!
2007-11-21 19:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Joel H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Title:The PWNage (in poem format)
Speeding in a banshee
Turret rounds try to chase me
I hover right over thier base
Look down and see my enemy's face
I squeeze out a couple plasma bolts
and lower his shield a few volts
Eject myself in mid air
lob a few frags down in there
got srapnel flying everywhere
i grab the flag to make it fair
Heading for a warthog
My spartan beaks out into a jog
A foe respawns and begins to attack
I jab the flagpole into his back
2007-11-21 19:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Color of the Sun 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned,the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.
So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!
I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all! Pass the cranberries, please!
2007-11-21 19:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by Senica 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a time in the world of YAHOO! Answers I clicked on a really random question by a girl (at least I think it was a girl) who was bored. She wanted me to tell her a story so I did.
THE END
2007-11-21 19:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once there was a girl who was very bored.
She decided to go on Yahoo! Answers and write random questions.
On one of her questions, she saw the answer "GO DO YOUR WORK!" and she decided to follow it. So she did some homework and wasn't bored anymore. The End.
2007-11-21 19:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by Aint No Bugs On Me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
once there lived a boy who was born in Spain, at the age of 1 his parents took him through a stroll around town in his baby carriage, they kept their eyes off the baby carriage for one minute and it went to the strret and i car hit it, the baby survived but he now had mutant strength and super powers, I WAS THAT BABY!
2007-11-21 19:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by 100% Español 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh see the deer, has the deer a little doe, why certainly, two bucks.
2007-11-21 19:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by Exitwound 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wasted 3 points on this?
2007-11-21 19:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by vhesponage 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋