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2007-11-21 11:30:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I'm confused too.

2007-11-21 11:31:22 · update #1

By the way, I'm not trying to mock The Smurfs, nor am I trying to insult any Smurfs that might frequent R&S.

2007-11-21 11:39:40 · update #2

23 answers

Why do vishals pretend that Smurfs pretend that Christians pretend that atheists pretend they don't know what they'e doing?
Hmmmm...

2007-11-21 11:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 7 0

After reading his book 'The Audacity of Hope,' one can certainly come away with a suspicion that he is indeed an atheist. Both his mother and father were atheists. Obama's description of his "Christianity" seems to be that he selected the religion for political purposes rather than a governing belief system. In any light, his religious views would be unorthodox compared to the Christian paradigm of today.

2016-04-05 02:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Quite a smurf opener of a question.
Why are mushroom houses built of stone? One can only presume that deep in the forest ancestors of blue hindu demons are as daft as the humans they pretend to hide from whilst making all that cash in royalties.
We all have to pretend we haven't noticed that atheists hide their secret beliefs because we don't want to let the smurfs know that they only exist as an off shoot of atheist deception invented by the illuminati.

2007-11-21 20:53:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well..I pretend I'm filthy Rich ,,so I can pretend I don't give a Rats A$$ about my bill collectors who Could care less if I ever paid them a Pretend Dollar...
By the way ..I love smurfs,,

2007-11-21 11:49:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Papa Smurf has a Plan for us.

2007-11-21 11:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by Potatoe Plague 2 · 7 0

The blue pigment is indicative of hypoxia. Their brains are oxygen starved secondary to the hypoxia therefore their thinking is not exactly in line with the logical reality.

2007-11-21 11:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by Tim N 5 · 6 0

Because they have nothing better to do. After all, smurfs evolved from blue monkeys so their lives are utterly meaningless. Like cockroaches...only with more blue.

2007-11-21 11:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

your blue are'nt you. your avatar doesn't show it but you realy are blue. come on admit it.I'm a christian,and only a smurf could speak this way about us ! @#*&%%&$# you!

2007-11-21 11:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas G 4 · 4 0

wow me being an atheist i would normally say i dont know-but heck just once i will give a christian answer-god done it----smile and enjoy the night

2007-11-21 11:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 4 0

You lost me at Christians.

2007-11-21 11:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by Missy Tx 3 · 3 0

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