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2007-11-21 11:22:06 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

to anyone who took this serious

i seen on the simpsons the sea captian was standing chained to an octopus and i got the ide from there

2007-11-21 11:46:29 · update #1

37 answers

Not as long as the octopus gives its consent.

2007-11-21 11:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 5 4

Is this question supposed to be under Home, Society & Culture or Religion & Spirituality if so heres my answers.

1. Under Home it would be wrong,. Too big, not enough water available.

2. Under Society, I think it would be frowned upon.

3. Under Culture, well someone has to do it.

4, Under Religion, well if Octopus is the name for a new religion, Then that should be totally left up to the parties involved, there is nothing wrong with inter-faith marriages!

5. Under Spirituality, perhaps your octopus is a long lost love who's spirit has returned in the form of an octopus!

I hope I've answer your question!

By the way,seems you have a great start on your holiday festivities(smile)!

2007-11-21 11:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by peachiepie 7 · 1 0

If you can get an octopus to understand the concept of marriage and agree to it, then I see no problem. Good luck teaching the octopus English.

You should be aware that you probably won't be able to have children, though.

2007-11-21 11:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If the octopus is of legal age and sound mind, I sea no reason you shouldn't. It's time we all embraced the fact that we are all animals. No animal is better than another.

2007-11-21 11:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

A female octopus reproduces by ripping off a semen package from one of the arms of the male octopus.

2007-11-21 11:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by Potatoe Plague 2 · 4 1

Yes, that is absolutely against my idea of a perfect marriage so I must crowbar myself into your life and stop you from marrying that octopus. (sarcastic...)

2007-11-21 11:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

How am I going to celebrate the next Red Wings Stanley Cup if all of the octopi are married?

2007-11-21 11:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

This know that in the last days perilous times shall come , for men shall be lovers of themselves , covetous ,
boasters , proud , blasphemers , disobedient to parents , unthankful , unholy , without natural affection ,
trucebreakers , false accusers , incontinent , fierce , despisers of those that are good , traitors , heady ,
high-minded , lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God , having a form of godliness but denying the power
of it ; from such turn away . For this of this sort are they who creep into houses and lead captive silly women
laden with sins , led away with various lusts , ever learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth

2007-11-21 11:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

Absolutely no problem.....and don't let anyone tell you any different. My best friend married one.....and things must be great. You should see the hickies.

2007-11-21 11:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by Kreagon 3 · 2 0

As long as it's not a gay octopus it's okay!

2007-11-21 11:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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