A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
her Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it
is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy
it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I
have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father
makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that ****
again, you're in my closet now."
2007-11-21 11:01:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl, u get a star.
2007-11-21 11:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU have uplifted me and that's all there is to it. I am so glad that you contributed this to all of us. What shall we then say to these th ings? If GOD be for us, WHO can be against us? - Romans 8:31. The Lord daily loadeth us with BENEFITS, even the God of our salvation. Selah. - Psalm 68:19. I wish you well. Peace, Love and God Bless.
2007-11-22 14:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by In God We Trust 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Looks like the priest should be doing the confessing!
2007-11-21 21:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha
2007-11-21 19:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-11-21 19:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by danniemarie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that before, told it to my pals since we all go to an all-girls catholic school, they wouldnt stop laughing:) LOL.........Nice one:) ha ha ha ha
2007-11-21 20:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thebest joke ever. i would give you 100 stars if i could u made my day lol
2007-11-21 19:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by libra181994 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did laugh out loud---star
2007-11-21 19:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-11-21 19:10:02 · answer #9 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL ^#&# funny actually made me laugh
2007-11-21 19:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by Sungmin <33 baby boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋