At a local restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters had two spoons in their vest pocket. Upon being asked, the waiter said, “We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement.”
Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the waiters’ flies and asked what the string was for. “The string is for us to go to the bathroom,” explained the waiter, “that way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don’t have to stop to wash our hands.”
The customer asked, “Well, that’s how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?” The waiter whispered confidentially, “I don’t know about the others, but I use the two spoons.”
Pls star if worthy....Thx.
2007-11-21 10:50:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this joke made my day... lol i would give you 100 stars if i could its a yay
2007-11-21 11:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by libra181994 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 10:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not heard this one.
Like it!
Made me giggle!
Your having a star buddy x
2007-11-21 10:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
COMPLETELY AWESOME. 100 OUT OF 10. WOOOOOOHOOOOO. I GIVE ALL YOUR JOKES A STAR. AWESOME. WRITE MORE. YOU'RE MY ROLE MODEL.
2007-11-21 14:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha .it's the way you tell it ..good one
2007-11-21 10:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by JJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-11-21 10:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay
lolz
2007-11-21 11:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about nay!
2007-11-21 10:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by xxsh0rtii17xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol!
2007-11-21 10:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nay. :)) funny, but no...
2007-11-21 11:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋