Happy Thanksgiving to all
Things you can only say on Thanksgiving and get away with .......
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
2007-11-21 10:47:44 · 23 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2 U 2!!! I am gonna print this and take it to my mother in laws tomorrow and give were all gonna laugh!!!HAHAHA Thanx for the entertainment!!!!!
2007-11-21 10:56:28 · answer #1 · answered by kimba626 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Happy Turkey Day dude!!!
I like number 6 and 15 hee hee!
2007-11-21 10:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by stephani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Thanksgiving to my American cousins, I hope you all have a wonderful day with your families, forget politics, and all, enjoy the love you share with each other. God Bless you all. xxx
2007-11-21 10:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by Willow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 10:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we should celebrate Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. Invite everyone in the neighborhood to your house, have an enormous feast, and then kill them and take their land;)
2007-11-21 10:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by tgen68 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cool School! How long did that take to do??? But you didn't ask a question... so you kinda lost 5 points! Oh well! :)
2007-11-21 10:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by Smilez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's great
Happy Thanksgiving to you.
2007-11-21 10:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by mommy_of_5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
happy thanksgiving have a great day
2007-11-21 10:51:30 · answer #8 · answered by SomeSay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats the best. Make sure you say all those. Its your only chance.
2007-11-21 10:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by B's Knees 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats funny.Happy thanksgiving to you to
2007-11-21 11:01:32 · answer #10 · answered by Gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋