How about killing me if I sin too much?
2007-11-21 10:29:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Vishal, I thought smiting was something to do with the jawbone of an ***, not necessarily lethal, but not fun, either...=0)
2007-11-21 10:39:04 · update #1
Hell, OJ loved Nicole.
EDIT: To enlarge on that theme, that's what they all say: "Why did you make me do that?" As in "Why did you make me hit you?" "Why did you make me kill you?"
I guess "Why did you make me send you into the flaming pit of Hell?" is merely an extension of that mentality.
2007-11-21 10:32:55 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I do love your being here - asking these hard questions. I might roll my eyes, but I can't see smiting you. I think it's called intervention now - never looked into that either. You seem very normal to me.
Kill you for sinning - never! No matter what "sinning" you have done. I am not in charge of that department. I am supposed to forgive and pray to GOD - that's all - no judging.
2007-11-22 06:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read your answer about polygamy, you said you didn't need any more men.
My girlfriend once told me "smite me, baby", which made me laugh. But it also makes this a very weird question, to me at least.
But, if it helps, I'd kill you if you sin too much, no worries. Luckily I don't believe in sin.
2007-11-21 10:35:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, BBQ, he's in the Air Force. There are MANY MANY things you can do in the Air Force that have nothing to do with fighting, I very, very highly doubt he'll return f*cked up or anything like that... Anyways, hun, sounds good to me. I mean, you said you've met him, right? So I'm gonna give you the thumbs up.
2016-05-24 22:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To smite or not to smite, that is the question...lol
I'd never smite thee dear bettierage.
2007-11-21 10:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's nobody I love so much that I would smite/kill them. (I thought they were the same thing)
2007-11-21 10:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd smack the truth right back into you honey. But I wouldn't kill you, because I'd go to jail for that. I'd just have to start making money off of you if you wouldn't quit sinning.
2007-11-21 10:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smite? No. I have a few other things in mind, though....
2007-11-21 10:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No smiting, no killing, you're here to amuse me, remember?
2007-11-21 10:33:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you get outta line and I just "smite" smote you soundly with my instrument. just to prove I love you that is...sin all you want just come home......
2007-11-21 10:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋