I just found this on myspace and had to share it.
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house
2007-11-21 10:19:52 · 23 answers · asked by Kookie M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that since you were here the ladle has been missing
Mom replies I am not saying you "did" sleep with Jennifer I am not saying you "did not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed she would have found the gravy ladle by now!!!
2007-11-21 10:22:08 · update #1
that has to be the best joke of the day ,,,,if i could give you twenty stars i would,,,,,,,,,well done,,,,as least its not a old one repeated
2007-11-21 10:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 10:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well thats a good way to find out the truth. LOL hilarious!! haha star4u
2007-11-21 10:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lurve this!
One smart mum! (but aren`t they always!)
Have a star, you made me giggle x
2007-11-21 10:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA ROFLCOPTER LOL. Thats hilarious. A star for you.
2007-11-21 11:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by Matt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever! Star for you!
2007-11-21 10:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's HILARIOUS. Hahahahaha!
2007-11-21 10:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2016-04-05 02:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it's always funny!
2007-11-21 11:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke, it made me laugh so much, you deserve a *STAR!*
2007-11-21 10:27:11 · answer #10 · answered by ZingyPingy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋