This Amish guy and his son went to the mall
The son pointed to the elevator and said "Pa, what are those 2 silver sliding doors do?"
Since the Amish man had never seen an elevator before, he said, "I don't know son, lets look."
So the Amish man and his son stood looking at the elevator.
Soon a chubby handy caped woman went into the elevator.
They stood there and watched the lights move showing that the woman had gone down.
Soon the doors opened and a beautiful, slender, woman walked out. The Amish man said
"Son, go get your mother"
yea, I took this from some one...sry in advance
2007-11-21 10:08:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice, but not so funny.
2007-11-21 10:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by hurtmine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-24 22:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-21 10:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 10:43:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one b 4 but none the less i crack up every time i hear it thanx
2007-11-21 10:32:07 · answer #5 · answered by kimba626 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!! lol I have never heard it before either
2007-11-21 10:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL that is so funny what site did u get that from??
2007-11-21 10:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by EternalMemories0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, funny. New for me, hadn't heard of this one yet. Good job. *starry*
2007-11-21 10:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke, You deserve a *STAR!*
2007-11-21 10:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by ZingyPingy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, never heard it before either
2007-11-21 10:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-11-21 15:16:10 · answer #11 · answered by Allie (HBKF) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋