Muslims please help me out here?

Question

Some one told me that Muslims are big on dream interpretation and last night i had a dream a hamburger was eating me what does this mean?

Thank you all in advance

sen you hate me anyway

believe it was a dream i had and i find the subject or dream interpretation interesting my intention is to ask this and find out what it means i have always had weird dreams maybe ill ask more questions of this nature if you have an answer let me know

sen when i started this account i had a different name and avatar and i asked a few islamic questions (which have been deleted) and you answered them with some snarky comments

cause you said you were from scotland and i asked a question like do muslims in scotland wear kilts to mosque? and you gave me a smart answer and hows the haggis?

sen hold on let me go back in time and get the deleted questions for you ok? i have over 15 deleted questions pertaining to islam

and i ASKED YOU how is the haggis? i want to try it ill try anything once

i asked a question 2 months ago about muslims in scotland and kilts it was deleted

and to the girl with the q name i rarely eat pork only bacon and sausage and i dont eat those often i mostly eat chicken fish and the only beef i eat is hamburgers and steak tacos and beef hot dogs thats it i really would rather have chicken over any kind of meat

sen i have actually over 50 deleted questions i once asked how can a muslim with no arms and legs pray it was a valid question yet it was deleted weird aint it?

sen the question is no longer there the question has been removed i just asked one of my contacts how many questions i have they looked at my profile and they said about 160 but when i look at it it says i have 217 questions hell ill give you my id and password so you can see all my deleted questions they simply are gone

i asked a drug related question about god its gone

i asked a sexual question about mary its gone

i had a question deleted yesterday about necrophillia

its not there anymore

so dont blame me i just recall you saying you were from scotland and me asking a question about muslims and kilts and you went off

SEN THIS WAS THE ACCOUNT!

I STARTED IT A FEW MONTHS AGO AND USED THE NAME SILENT BOB I CHANGED IT TO MOE

im surprised i lasted this long i was shocked as hell when i became a top contributor as well

the questions im refering to are from this account and have been removed

now do you understand my bonny scottish lass?

to authentic yes i am serious as cancer i have the weirdest dreams and i want to know what they mean

Answer 1

llol thts funny. maybe it means tht u should watch ur diet cuz instead of u eating ur food, ur foods eating u!!

guys this question is not making fun of muslims. its just a joke!

edit: theres another possibility. maybe u should cut back onn the pig.

Answer 2

Salam :) I'm a Muslim teen dwelling in Canada. I put on hijab alhamdullilah and it is for probably the most aspect permitted right here for the reason that i reside in a gigantic town with a huge Muslim populace. I do get the few ignorant feedback and idiots at college regardless that who ask stuff like "yo bought a bomb below there hahaha". But the toughest aspect is being one of a kind out of your peers. Being a Muslim, events, alcohol courting boys dressed in revealing apparel and so forth is haram, and even as I do not wish to do this besides, it may be somewhat awkward to have got to give an explanation for why I do not do it to humans who recall it only a aspect of being a young person and its typical to them. Muslims dwelling in Muslim international locations most likely have it less difficult in terms of becoming in. And with meals it may be somewhat intricate however I consistently attempt to learn the label if I'm now not certain of the materials. But I would not wanna be another faith regardless of how problematic it will get and the way one of a kind I believe from everybody else, I'm completely satisfied to be Muslim :)

Answer 3

I never heard that Muslims are big on dream interpretations, but I hope this helps. Although I don't know how this would apply to non-Muslims...

Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 9.144 Narrated by Abu Huraira

Allah's Messenger (saws) said, "When the Day of Resurrection approaches, the dreams of a true believer will hardly fail to come true, and a dream of a believer is one of forty-six parts of Prophetism, and whatever belongs to Prothetism can never be false." Muhammad bin Sirin said, "It used to be said, 'There are three types of dreams:

The reflection of one's thoughts and experiences one has during wakefulness, what is suggested by the Shaytaan to frighten the dreamer,
or glad tidings from Allah. So, if someone has a dream which he dislikes, he should not tell it to others, but get up and offer a prayer.'"

Answer 4

I don't know about dream interpretation, but it looks like you're subconscious is warning you that if you don't change your ways your bad eating habits and lifestyle are going to consume you.
no pun intended, but you might want to cut the bull.
I agree with Jenn below, but no one could really take you seriously anyway.I'm not

Answer 5

Eat more Turkey! Happy Thanksgiving!!

Answer 6

Ermmmm not this Muslim.


OM Goodness lol i far from hate you i dont even know you. You dont like my answers to your questions that one thing, but i dont hate you Moe, i neither have the time nor inclination for it. Show me where i have shown you hate? Can you give a link? I challenge you too.


EDIT what a load of rubbish.............You could provide no proof so you say a deleted account that i made comments about "haggis" sorry thats a crock. You know if you just give me the name of your last account it will still be in mine as a question. Go on. I will personally look for it in my answers, i challenge you twice sir.
And if you dont want a snarky answers then maybe you should not ask "snarky" questions........



Do you mean "snarky" like this answer?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avx4Cg2Wk0O1H_BYUQ_Plufty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071108163007AAIGTyh

or this
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArMlm26d07K.Ef.k8NE.Iyrty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071115092235AAfUBut&show=7#profile-info-TXDFi51Haa

or this
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An_UkVg4iO5Rhf7JjxdvlWjty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071108163007AAIGTyh&show=7#profile-info-TXDFi51Haa

or this
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag_BgZl7__LdENcj511fcIbty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071103122456AA26Bws&show=7#profile-info-TXDFi51Haa

These are the only 4 answers i have given you in the past month, if you read hate into that well not alot i can do about that now is there?


Did you not read? I said i would find them in MY answers. I have plenty of deleted accounts with questions still there, plenty yours would be no different. The answers to the questions will not be able to be see the account as its deleted but the questions will still be there. I have lots of trolls deleted accounts in my answers lots. Even a sen b clone, do you want me to link it for you? Prove that deleted accounts questions can still be viewed in others accounts?

This is a link to a deleted account a clone of mine and his account is deleted but his question is still there to be seen. So if i answered your questions as " " then the question and my answer will still be there even though when you click on the Avatar you cannot view the account as it is deleted. Here try for youself.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArI3wmG_b0XOA.78skuE7Onty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070603044749AA7FbLH&show=7#profile-info-LE7miFKBaa


There is surly one teeny tiny question from your " " account that did not get deleted. Every question you had was surly not so offensive that they deleted every single one. Bit of a tall order if you ask me. Next time you acuse me of hating do a better job of backing it up would you? You want me to hate you and i just dont, sorry.................no chocolate watch for you today. Sorry was that too "snarky" for you????

Have a nice day Moe and i mean that most sincerely :)


MOE ill say it again once and once only. Any question from your mystery account any question at all will do not "the" questions just any old question.......................Even just give me the name of the account eg Billy Bob? Sandy Sue? Killer Dog?.................................Any question or name of account. Surly you remember the name of the account? With you having such a good memory on the "Haggis" comment i made and all.......................................?

Answer 7

You know what MOE, I do not know who told you about Muslims being big on dream interpretation but I will tell you that people who claim to know what they mean are wrong..
In Islam we believe or I should say the Majority of Muslims believe and try to follow what Allah(SWT) and Prophet Mohammed(SAW) have taught us. We know that soothsaying is haraam. Also we have hadiths which tell us that anyone who claims to know the future has gotten that information from jinn or influenced by jinn and add to what the jinn say by lies... No one can give you accurate interpretations of dreams...... Dreams come from 3 places, Allah(SWT), Shaytan or yourself.........

Answer 8

It simply means that you are a simpleton. The hamburger would not only eat you but chew you up like mince meat; you really didn't need a Muslim's advice; your granny could have told you this.

Answer 9

Was it a big huge giant burger or was it a tiny burger...
Were there any drinks assisting the burger?
How about fries?









Whatever it was ... I am sure you won't get your answer here.

Answer 10

Was it the real dream or you are just making the fun of Muslims ?

I Know your intention.