2007-11-21 09:39:14 · 25 answers · asked by April 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Fark, rats, shoot, bugger
2007-11-21 11:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Sheriam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't...if I can't swear, I leave a pause where I would have sworn. Profanity releases a steam valve that squeezes out anxiety and anger from my gut. It actually feels good to swear and let out the pressure from a generally miserable existence.
2007-11-21 17:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
drat, sha-dooty, peanuts in BBQ sauce, son of a gravy biscuit train...
Usually add some odd words together and it turns out pretty funny to hear me get annoyed. My foul mouthed sister just laughs. Words are just words, but people who use f*ck in every other sentence sounds like a moron. So I don't use them usually.
2007-11-21 17:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just try to sound funny or goofy. Like saying "what the flip" in a Napoleon Dynamite voice.
2007-11-21 17:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Dig It 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friends mom always uses food or things to replace it..like son of a biscuit..oh spit..fudge..shut the front door..or what the french toast..that kinda thing..
2007-11-21 17:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by His_Angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I swear, frequently. Words are words, and shouldn't offend anyone.
2007-11-21 17:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by XPEH BAM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
s h i t becomes spit
f u c k becomes f u d g e
b i t c h becomes w i t c h
and a s s becomes g r a s s
and to say badwords here and get away with it I do this
s h i t becomes $#!T
a s s becomes @$$
b i t c h becomes *****
and s l u t becomes sIut(just use a capital i instead of "L" cause they look the same)
2007-11-21 20:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say fack, ship, carp, schieze, and occasionally some random other words. Whatever comes out is what I use.
2007-11-21 17:44:37 · answer #8 · answered by Rune 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Instead of saying bi*** I say goldfish. When a little girl in my daycare asked for goldfish it came out sounding like bi*** so goldfish stuck. All my girlfriends and I call each other goldfishes, lovingly of course. So, with that my son and I came up with apple instead of a**hole. That's a good one too.
2007-11-21 17:48:53 · answer #9 · answered by nina 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I say what the efff for well, you know..
I also say what the heckle and jeckle (It works wonders) for what the he** and if I accidentally start saying oh my God, I just say oh my G. For shi* I say Shinola, even though I started saying shi**y shinola, which doesn't serve much purpose. lol
2007-11-21 18:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by Kristen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doggonnit
What in the health food ? ( instead of what in the hell )
And
Sock Tuckin' Sack of Schlitz (when I REALLY lose it )
2007-11-21 17:53:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋