As some of you know, I am a 92 year old Goth rocker who lives in a residential care center. Well, every time I go down the hallway with my walker, one of the nurses, who I shall call, Nurse Ratchit, pats me on my butt. I really can't understand this. I am not as cute as I was in my 80's. Do you think she likes me, or do you think she is just checking to see if I am wet?
2007-11-21 08:28:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Is she patting you *just* on the behind? She sounds like me~ in love with a man that wears lipstick. Congratulations you sexy thing.
2007-11-21 08:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
it's time to end the suspense. Pop some Viagra, put in your teeth, unplug your catheter, drop you pants and see if she drops to one knee.
If she doesn't, it means she must be gay.
2007-11-21 12:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pee your pants one time before you go to see her... that should do it, one way or the other...
2007-11-21 14:21:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think she likes you, but at a safe distance.
2007-11-21 08:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmao Is that you granddaddy? He told me the same thing.
2007-11-21 14:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's totally into you. I think if you were wet, she'd probably be EVEN more into you
2007-11-21 08:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by Advice 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Where is your family? Go to them...NOW...You are not done yet!
2007-11-22 09:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just kiss her
Im sure she will kiss you back :)
2007-11-21 08:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
she's probably waiting to see if you made your weekly twosey.
2007-11-21 08:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol..she is just checkin for wettness
2007-11-21 08:31:55 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋