Yo Mamma is so fat, that only picture we have is a sattelite photo! OOOOO
2007-11-21 08:21:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in her convertable with the top down
2007-11-21 10:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by cruzebc5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat, she stands on the weighing scales and it says your mobile phone number.
2007-11-21 16:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mamma so fat she sings ''We are family, KFC McDonalds and me.''
2007-11-21 16:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so ugly.. well I just think shes ugly
2007-11-21 16:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by to the moon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said
I GOT THE POWER!!
2007-11-21 17:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom's so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change. She's so old she had Moses in her yearbook. She's so stupid she made a solar powered flashlight.
2007-11-21 16:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so fat she make u look skinny
2007-11-21 16:26:02 · answer #7 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny.
2007-11-21 16:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
2007-11-21 16:31:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so ugly, your dad rolls over every morning and says "WHAT THE ****!!??"
2007-11-21 17:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋