theres this nun and she gets into a taxi. after driving for a little while the driver says sister can i make a confession? the nun says go ahead. he says ive always wanted to kiss a nun. she said well i can make that happen on 2 conditions......#1 your not married and #2 your catholic. he says no im not married and yes im catholic. so they pull over and start making out. they make out for about 10 minutes and then they start driving again. they drive for a few minutes when the driver says i have another confession......im married and im jewish. the nun says thats ok i have a confession too............ my name is jacob and im going to a costume party! Star if you liked it.
2007-11-21 08:17:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Funny!!!
2007-11-21 08:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by Inga007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 11:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuuunnyyyyy
2007-11-21 08:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-21 08:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA nice heres one for you we got told the other day - A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
2016-05-24 22:25:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one, that deserves a five star.
2007-11-21 08:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i've heard it too. except the kissing was a little more than that...lol
2007-11-21 08:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by Isabella R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-21 08:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats funny =)
2007-11-21 08:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha really funny
2007-11-21 21:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by achu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋