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went to a very sinful party in Los Angeles, California with my 25 year old sister. I got totally inebriated and did some other "illegal" things. I even slept with a man who's name I cannot remember.
What should I do?

2007-11-21 08:01:17 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

30 answers

That was you!? Well, all I can say is that it was certainly an up-lifting experience for me. But remember, in California there is virtually nothing "illegal". So don't worry about that.
Now, as we discussed in our rather inebriated state, the pleasures of the body are Gods' gift to all of us. So......there you go.
By the way, you left your habit on the front lawn and I think you may well have my boxer shorts. I only say that because all I have to wear is a thong and I don't think it's mine.
Now, about what you should do. Ummm....that's an easy one. Come back next Tuesday and we'll see what we can do to scream the Lords' name in passion like last night.
Oh, and don't forget to bring my shorts back.

2007-11-21 08:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If I were you, I would go to Confesson and confess to making up the whole story you've detailed above.

A convent that one must "sneak out of" is not going to offer regular internet access. Even if internet access was permitted, no nun is going to use the alias "sexy mama 1" from a convent computer.

The other thing is the manner in which you've written your claim. You've thrown in a lot of expositionary detail to make the story appear authentic, but I know it's fake because none of these details have anything to do with moving your story forward.

For example, you claim, "I am a nun in the Catholic Church."
Rather vague, wouldn't yousay? This is probably because you can't name a specific convent in the relevant geographical area in which your story allegedly takes place.


You claim, "I love God the Almighty but last night I snuck out on the convent and...?"

And. . .? You know how you can tell a phony? By seeing how their actions match their words. You claim to love God, througing in the "Almighty" for effect, but then go right into your illicit behavior. For sure, a nun who was as truly devouted to God Almighty, as you claim, would not attempt sneaking out of the convent so haphazardly.


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Why would a nun, who truly loves God Almightly mind you, so recklessly attempt sneaking out of the convent to go to a morally bankrupt gathering?

Oh, I see - the sister - that's the reason. A nun who was truly devouted to God would admonish a sister who was into such morally illicit behavior. The nun would not enforce this immoral conduct by attending the gathering.


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The use of big words like "inebriated". It must be true if you are breaking out the vocab like that. no? And why not furnish the details of these other "illegal things" you did. Clearly, you are not ashamed of this, so why not tell us "everything"?


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No you didn't sleep with any man. The reason you can't remember is because there was no man.


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Stop lying.

2007-11-23 02:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by Daver 7 · 0 0

Question and follow up is way too long..........But here's my thoughts; Sin against the Holy Spirit is as you described, but it is a sin committed by individuals. An organization can be wicked and deserving of judgment by God. And the Scriptures make it clear the individuals are warned regarding Babylon the Great; "Get out of Her my people!" So when we see we are a member of a church that has gotten in bed with world leaders, the we are a part of that Harlot Babylon. Jehovah gives this warning so that truth seekers have time to take action.

2016-04-05 02:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I do not believe you.

You can't write correctly. Nuns are literate.
No nun would give herself the screen name "Sexy Mama" as you have done.

**out of the convent** -- not "out on the convent**
Not "who's" name, but "whose" nameI cannot remember.

A true Nun would have gone to confession if indeed this really happened.

You're lying. If you're going to do something like this, at least make it plausible. You just look lame.

2007-11-21 08:07:34 · answer #4 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1 0

If your story is for real, then get out of the convent. A nun's life is full of self-denial. You should give up worldly desires such as partying, sex, or drinking wine.

2007-11-24 01:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by Super Good Friend 3 · 0 0

Go out a purchase a nice bikini, some sunglasses, and a lot of bottle water.

Hell is hot this time of year.

2007-11-21 08:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kemp the Mad African 4 · 0 0

You will be "ex-communicated." Thank your lucky stars because the Catholics are turning to evolution. So both ways you had a lost. You can still repent.

2007-11-21 08:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A nun would be confessing to a priest, not a bunch of strangers on the internet.

2007-11-21 08:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by Debdeb 7 · 7 0

Maybe you should go back to creative writing class and try a little harder. Your story lacks credibility.

2007-11-21 08:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by Misty 7 · 0 0

You can stop being immature for you. You should also stop lying about your life, your not a nun.

2007-11-21 08:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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