Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unferrtilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
2007-11-21 07:41:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are actually some comebacks for the comebacks:
> Man: Is this seat empty?
> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man (looking away): Honey, there's two over here!
> Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> Woman: Do not enter.
Man: You sure look like a "Yield" to me!
> Man: Your body is like a temple.
> Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Here's a donation to renovate the exterior.
2007-11-21 07:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Navigator 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 16:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like 1, 2, 3, 5, 6,7 ,8, and 9
hilarious... lol hahaha hehehe
2007-11-21 15:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by I am a goddess, u r a loser!!!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Navigator is goooood
2007-11-21 16:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by roxxygrrl13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorites are: 1,3 4, 8, and 9. LMAO loved it.
2007-11-21 15:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by sweetpea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey i like it, i will give you a star.
2007-11-21 15:46:21 · answer #6 · answered by skunk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard them before.
2007-11-21 15:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last two are kind of funny.
2007-11-21 15:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG those are hilarious!!!!!
funny woman!
2007-11-21 16:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-21 15:48:45 · answer #10 · answered by renamed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋