An old cowboy went into a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat
there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding cows.” He then asked her what she was.
She replied, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of
women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make
me think of women! ”
A little while later a couple sat down next to the old cowboy
and asked him, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out that
I’m a lesbian.”
2007-11-21 07:24:01 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I'd be a cowgirl....lol
Then again...????
I might be an anal probing alien called ET the extra testicle...lol
2007-11-21 08:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You bet your hind quarters. It is now 5:50 EDT, the race starts in 10 minutes on ESPN2. EDIT: Just started. Driver introductions: Cale Yarborough Jack Ingram L.D. Ottinger Harry Gant Larry Pearson (David's son) Terry Labonte Sterling Marlin David Green Jimmy Spencer Phil Parsons Rusty Wallace (old colors) Junior Johnson (wrecked in practice, repaired, will race) Pace Car, Bobby Allison Grand Marshall: David Pearson Ned and Dale Jarrett in the booth
2016-05-24 22:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 08:26:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
I guess I'm a lesbian too, lol.!!!
Brilliant joke Calamity.!!!
10/10 lady, I've got tears in my eyes, working the night shift.!!!
Cheers for a laugh from me and my mates.!!
2007-11-21 10:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rofl 1 star for u
2007-11-21 08:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by renamed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, Lmfao!!!!
2007-11-21 07:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by irish.cadyboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, a new kind of cowboy then, pmsl hun
star time
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2007-11-21 20:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-21 07:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Lol!
2007-11-22 08:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
star award
2007-11-21 16:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋