A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
2007-11-21 06:59:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to tashaa
ino i did hahahaha :L:L
2007-11-21 07:07:55 · update #1
very good
2007-11-21 07:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by arches79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 08:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, that made me chuckle have a little star for your funny little joke.
2007-11-22 03:34:49 · answer #3 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard but. Funny.
2016-04-05 02:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love it thats the funnest joke iv seen all day ill giv you stars
2007-11-21 07:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by ciera j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like summet that would happen to my man
2007-11-21 08:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by Melly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-21 08:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,funny
2007-11-21 07:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, you get a star!
2007-11-21 07:17:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the mom
2007-11-21 07:47:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋