What's the difference between saying it now, and saying it in Hell? And does that affect my 'free will'?
2007-11-21 06:58:51 · 16 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because god is a d*ck. That's why.
2007-11-21 07:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by battleship potemkin AM 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Fact is.. I'm not much of a sinner. Sure I might begot a little here and there with maybe a little covet on the side.. but for these relatively minor indiscretions compared to a repentant devil worshipping, baby raping, theiving, mass murdering, Sunday worker, I obviously deserve to be condemned to Hell for eternity. I can live with my guilty conscience.
2007-11-21 07:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hebrews 9:27-28 (New International Version)
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27Just as man is destined to die once, and after that to face judgment, 28so Christ was sacrificed once to take away the sins of many people; and he will appear a second time, not to bear sin, but to bring salvation to those who are waiting for him.
2007-11-21 07:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a simple really; God would forgive you and bring you to Heaven, but he can't hear your prayers over Celine Dion's wailing.
2007-11-21 07:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you can. Maybe God continues to reach for sinners even in the deepest, darkest, hottest regions of Hell.
We don't know for sure, do we?
2007-11-21 07:16:28 · answer #5 · answered by Bailey T 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hebrews 9:27 'And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment.' Judgement comes after you die. You don't get a second chance. Every day you wake up to a new day, you are given another chance. If you live to be 60 years old, that's THOUSANDS of chances.
2007-11-21 07:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Best thing is to do it just /before/ you go to hell. This worked for Jeffrey Dahmer.
2007-11-21 07:04:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Saying it now could help you get to Heaven.
2007-11-21 07:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you will be enjoying the heat and nude of everyone in there. I guess you won't be sorry!
2007-11-21 07:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are free to stomp around as you like... I'll take care of that "MechaGodzilla" shmutz.
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2007-11-21 07:03:23 · answer #10 · answered by vinslave 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋