2007-11-21 06:42:51 · 21 answers · asked by I'/\/\AZILLA2 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LMAO. Just ask a fundie. They learn how to do such calculations like insurance folks learn actuarial tables. I predict that no matter which one you ask, you'll be told that you're going to be "left behind" (and why) and that the person you have asked is among "the chosen" (and why).
2007-11-21 06:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, you'd fail.
If we all took a rapture ready class, the crimsonandclover/Fireball types would be in the Honors program while people like you and me would be (thankfully) riding the short bus.
2007-11-21 06:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about the Rupture?
Are you wondering if you are eligible? Anybody who is out and about in twos will be eligible. Read yer freakin Bible.
Except you don't know which of the two it will happen to.
If you definitely don't want it to happen to you, don't go out in twos. Go out in ones, or threes or fours and so on.
2007-11-21 06:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by Saint Nearly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Here it is. Do you believe in the Trinity, the Father, Son and Holy Spirit? Do you believe that Jesus said, "Be perfect as my Father in Heaven is perfect." Do you keep all of the Commandments every day? Do you believe in Jesus? Do you act like you believe? The devils in hell believe in Jesus but they don't act like it. Every day and in every way, act like like Jesus is walking next to you. Confide in him. Ask him what you are supposed to do in every situation. Constantly ask and pray for the indwelling of the Holy Spirit. Strive to be born again. Read the Gospel of Luke. It is often described as the Gospel of the Holy Spirit.
2007-11-21 07:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by CrG 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not online, but you should check out the letter to the Church at Philadelphia in Revelation. Believe like they do and you'll make it.
http://www.blueletterbible.org/study/parallel/paral19.html
2007-11-21 06:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you know Jesus, you wouldn't NEED a test!
1 John 5:13 (King James Version)
13These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
2007-11-21 06:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. An 8/10 should be good enough.
2007-11-21 06:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is a very easy test... Are you hot or cold? If you are neither Jesus will puke you out of his Holy Belly... and the Bible says that only dogs go back to eat their own vomit!
2007-11-21 06:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Watch therefore, and pray always that you may be counted worthy to escape all these things that will come to pass, and to stand before the Son of Man" (Luke 21:36).
Do you watch and pray, or not?
2007-11-21 07:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by Steve Husting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need one. Since the concept is strictly fiction, you aren't eligible.
2007-11-21 06:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋