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Three kids are bragging about their dads.
Kid # 1: My dad is really fast, he goes from Washington to Boston in four hours, does it every day, he's a bus drive.
Kid # 2: That's nothing, my dad's a pilot, he goes from Washington to San Fransisco in four hours
Kid #3. My dad's the fastest. He works for the government. He works every day till 5:00 and he's home by 4:30

2007-11-21 06:25:47 · 14 answers · asked by davster 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

For the one or two who don't get it - government workers are notorious for leaving work early, not doing a full days work, as in the joke: Why don't govt. workers look out the window in the morning? A: It leaves them nothing to do in the afternoon.

2007-11-21 07:49:12 · update #1

14 answers

not so funny but its pretty good

2007-11-21 06:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Salmon 2 · 2 0

Hey Thats fasted in reverse gear,

2007-11-21 06:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Something must be wrong with the clock in that office!

2007-11-21 06:30:48 · answer #3 · answered by Neil 7 · 1 0

Ha.

2007-11-21 06:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh my goodnes thtats funny

2007-11-21 06:35:59 · answer #5 · answered by cheeka meggie 2 · 1 0

thats a good one!

2007-11-21 06:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley 2 · 1 0

haha

2007-11-21 06:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by toady82176 2 · 0 0

hahaha,funny

2007-11-21 07:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

great one

2007-11-21 06:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by Starz 2 · 0 0

pretty funny

2007-11-21 06:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by Brent 3 · 1 0

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