I've found God today, he spoke to me, and told me that only people with the following adjectives will make it into heaven:
brown eyed, brown haired men, with engineering degrees, who are also browns fans, and who own red 1997 cadillac eldorados are going to heaven....how's that for a narrow road?
I'm going to heaven, yippeee
wait, that means I have to live forever. Oh well, I better get started playing guitar hero...
2007-11-21 06:21:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry mable, but don't worry, when i get to heaven i'll ask god to see you, and when he brings you to me, you can stay in my room and hide there...it'll be cool..
;-)
2007-11-21 06:30:49 · update #1
Wow, dude. I'm close, without the car and engineering degree.
2007-11-21 06:30:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You lie *LOL*...he told me that only tall, blond-haired, blue-eyed women with a doctorate in business who like the Broncos and drive a Toyota Tundra would make it...along with their children of course!
But seriously, yes, I found the narrow road a long time ago...the problem is that it is dark and I often wander off the path...fortunately Jesus keeps the spotlight running constantly so I can find my way back!
Thanks for the pre-Thanksgiving laugh...I'm off to play Rainbow Six!
2007-11-21 06:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by KAL 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Son of a... I have blue eyes. I mean sure, they saved me from the Holocaust, but now this. Do you think She will notice if I wear contacts? Oh well, my degree is fake anyhow.
Have a great holiday. I mean if you are taking one. Go Jets (but just this week) and we will see you bright and early on Monday morning.
2007-11-21 07:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL
Oh well... I'm the wrong gender but I do have the engineering quals... I guess I'll just have to be satisfied with a ragtop Vette while you are in 'heaven'..
2007-11-21 06:32:15 · answer #4 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about red headed blue eyed girls who don't like sports but drive volvos and subarus?
Does that mean I am going to hell?
Ohhh sounds like fun!
2007-11-21 06:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lots of them nearby. Really narrow, with high hard banks too.
Cornwall's like that.
Cadillac Eldorado hell...
2007-11-21 06:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no, he said blue eyed blonds get to go to heaven!
2007-11-21 10:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by oceansoul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I don't even have one qualification...No matter-My mother goddess will kick your god's butt for threatening me!
;-)
2007-11-21 16:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by strpenta 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*gulp* guess it's time for my sex change.
2007-11-21 06:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by gumby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋