John and Jane (who are married, of course) have 32 frozen embryo. They ask Dr. Brown to implant them into Jane's special baby-growing place which she received as a gift from God. Dr. Brown does so, but Jane ends up with only 2 babies from the stork.
How many babies did John, Jane and Dr. Brown kill?
2007-11-21 05:23:34 · 20 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-11-21 05:29:30 · update #1
They killed thirty babies, penguin. They're micromurderers.
2007-11-21 05:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 5⤊ 6⤋
You are assuming a generation is 40 years. It is evident that is an invalid assumption. The 7 years must mean you believe in the rapture, but get ready to go through the tribulation. By the way, the Bible just indicates that all the generation alive in 1948 shall not pass a way before the end. So if the oldest person alive was born after 1948 and it still hasn't happened then you can say it is wrong. So it could be up to 2050+- a year or so.
2016-04-05 02:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A follow up question would be - Jane says she has a headache. How many babies did she kill by not having sex at every opportunity?
2007-11-21 05:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
You are aware it's a religion of convenience? Those thirty were obviously sacrificed for god for the glory of the two who were actually conceived. So the logical explanation by a Christian for this hypocrisy is that God works in mysterious ways.
If you read the bible you would know that, sheesh.
2007-11-21 05:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Less babies for me to punch and shake when I hear a car alarm going off for 43 minutes at 2 in the morning.
2007-11-21 05:30:13 · answer #5 · answered by nixity 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
After using an extremely complicated mathematical equation, I know the exact, precise and correct answer:
417
2007-11-21 14:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
30. But artificial invitro fertilization is not allowed, so they committed sin in having ANY frozen embryos in the first place.
2007-11-21 05:59:19 · answer #7 · answered by promethius9594 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WAIT
You mean there is a "special" baby growing place?
all this time I thought babies came from the belly button!
tell me where is the special place?
2007-11-21 05:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 1⤋
And how many did the firemen kill when there was a fire at the fertility clinic and they grabbed the secretary instead of 130 embryos?
2007-11-21 05:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 2⤋
why would they have 32 frozen embryos in the first place?
2007-11-21 05:29:41 · answer #10 · answered by papa G 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
uh uh let's see, 3 minus 7 carry the one,
OH I AM HOPELESSLY CONFUSED!
Oh I know I know!!!! It's a trick question! God didn't kill any because BABIES DON'T COME FROM STORKS!!!!!
or................
2007-11-21 05:51:00 · answer #11 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋