and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling.
The old man is thinking... "Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her."
The old lady is thinking... "Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties."
2007-11-21 05:12:41 · 13 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny keep up the good work.thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-21 05:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no...not real funny I would try to change the old lady's punchline if you can. or at least change the ole lady to a young hot girl...thats more realistic that he would get off so fast with out realizing her panties were still on....and that she could be a virgin
2007-11-21 13:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by just bored 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Chucky I don't get the part where she is thinking " I would have taken off my panties!" where was the old man doing the deed to????....lol
2007-11-21 14:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it. I know it with folks who aren't old and the punch lines, spoken were:
He, "Sorry, if I knw you were a virgin I'd have taken more time."
She "Well if I knew you had more time I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
2007-11-21 13:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by davster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should change your name to Chuckles
2007-11-21 13:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolo thats funnier than all the jokes i love it lol
2007-11-21 13:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by capcave2002 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-21 14:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it but I want to... explain for me?
2007-11-21 13:17:37 · answer #8 · answered by LoLo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny.
2007-11-21 13:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Way Out There 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
te he
2007-11-21 13:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋