2007-11-21 03:56:47 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why would you pray to Satan? How does one pray to him anyway?
2007-11-21 04:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you are. You care of 1/2 day work and will finish soon. When you are praying to devil, you are already devil which already in you heart. You know it, and you don't follow, let it come and let it go. You are christ again.
2007-11-21 12:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but the rumor is that he is not to be trusted and I wouldn't add him as a contact myself.
I think you should consider all the times you've been resurrected and/or reincarnated and opt for Christ or Buddha instead. I can personally vouch for Christ if you would like a recommendation.
P.S. I see you are on the fast track to oblivion after, hmmm, one day. You may set a new record. I have faith in you bipolar boy.
2007-11-22 00:42:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know how tha Thanksgiving Turkey is always fattened?
Just like a bull thats gonna visit the slaughter house soon will be fed to its fill to make sure more meat is gotten when its slaughtered?
Thats your relationship with Mr. Satan. The Salughter Master!
go figure!!!
2007-11-22 03:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by Freeman ®™© Resurrected 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prayer doesn't work. Coincidence? YEEEEESSSS! However, a pentagram drawn in blood on a virgin pine wood floor with a candle placed on each of the points does work. You may not get the big guy himself, he's kinda busy right now, but you will probably get a minor demon as a temporary minion who will vomit from great heights at a passerby of your choosing at your bidding.
2007-11-21 17:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is not a "devil" its something fundamentalist Christians made up to scare you, you were going to have half a day off weather you prayed to a dog turd or the "devil" or a naked man on the street
2007-11-21 12:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs ACO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the devil cares in a bad way. he may give you something and then ruin your life completely. Many stories exist. Instead why don't you ask God? I have asked Him many times and he gives me what I want but only when it is necessary. Like children asking their parents something- they may or may not get it because the parent knows what is good for them. Ask God. I have a personal relationship and experience with Him. His name is Jesus Christ.
2007-11-21 12:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by DVD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you pray out loud? I don't believe the devil can read your thoughts. I believe he can see you and hear you. I tried it once. Begging him for something. It didn't happen. Then I felt like I sold my soul for nothing.
2007-11-21 12:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Snapdragon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that the devil has time for you. He's out making people do horrendous things. You make your own magic. Blessed Be
2007-11-21 12:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. That is why you will be dismembered in a horrible car accident on the way home. Satan is the father of lies.
2007-11-21 12:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋