Marriage
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what
time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to
be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for
dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing
when I want with my
old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock
every night .......... whether you're here or not."
2007-11-21 02:53:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star,lol,10/10,excellent.
2007-11-21 05:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, star. May I provide an alternative ending?
To prove his point the man takes off his pants and tells his wife, "Put these on".
She tries and says "They're too big for me"
He replies "Yes, and don't you ever forget that I wear the pants in this family"
She then takes off her pants and says "Try these on"
He tries but they are too small and he says "I can't get into them"
She replies "Change your attitude or you never will"
2007-11-21 11:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by davster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. just proves that women know that a man's brains are not in his head.
2007-11-21 11:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one =D
2007-11-21 11:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Morgan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thumbs up for the wife*
2007-11-21 11:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellant!!
LOL
big STAR from me!!
2007-11-21 10:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by L. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
verry funy but contreversal
2007-11-21 11:02:40 · answer #7 · answered by Hammad Khan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-11-21 13:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.serves him right ha?
2007-11-21 11:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by connie l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋