mid week funny?

Question

Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbours dog barking.
It had been barking for hours and hours,when suddenly paddy jumps out of bed and say "I've had enough of this and goes downstairs..
paddy finally comes back up to bed and his wife says,"the dog is still barking.what have you been doing?"
paddy says "I've put the dog in our yard. See how they like it now!!"

Answer 1

Well I liked it! Very good!

Answer 2

Soz, but not funny...

How about this one:

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged up here.'

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.

'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'

Woo hoo! I bet your sides are splitting eh? or not...?

Answer 3

haha~
kinda offensive 2 ma ppls but funni~
irish pride!
xx

Answer 4

A good joke.

Answer 5

worst joke i've ever heard.

Answer 6

NOT BAD