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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

2007-11-21 01:49:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

ROFL That was funny!!

2007-11-21 04:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0 0

Lol Star

2007-11-21 01:52:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

kewl kewl COOL DC. yer getting UR GRADE A` Levels` SOON`--- BIT A MUSIC WILE YER WAITING`??http://www.projectplaylist.com/node/17423133

2007-11-21 02:01:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm so offended by your blatantly sexist comment...

(now speaking into your ear with my hand to the other side of my mouth to hide my comment from the lady folk...

..."that's sooo true, isn't it?!?

Doop! (my girlfriend just walked into the room...

Shhhh!!

(we'll minimize the screen suddenly so she won't hear your question...)

2007-11-21 02:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stereotypes, YET very funny, DC... LOL...

2007-11-22 13:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0 0

Excellant one!!

My husband will love it !!

STAR from me!!

2007-11-21 01:54:15 · answer #6 · answered by L. 5 · 0 0

haha, I hope he didn't keep drinking the beer...

2007-11-21 08:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mako 7 · 0 0

bal man

2007-11-21 03:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha

2007-11-21 01:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by t. B 5 · 0 0

That was funny

2007-11-21 02:00:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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