An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.
For the second wish, the old lady asked to be the richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.
For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. After all, he had been her best friend for so many ears. Poof!
The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth. The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes.
After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to here and asked: "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
2007-11-21 01:22:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! Just goes to show what goes around comes around!!
2007-11-21 04:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was cute
especially the cat to a handsome guy
now aren't you sorry you had me neutered.
2007-11-21 04:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by sweet_blue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, on this one!!! And now, thinking about, I remember my wife asking me to get a vasectomy -- which I declined -- all I can say about being neutered is "ouch!" or maybe even more like "Double-Ouch!" Too funny!
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!!
2007-11-21 02:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by Andy K 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Been there, done that -- made it my own. What's the big deal? I kept house, cooked, helped raise 3 step-children, & still had energy for sex!
2016-04-05 01:41:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
Definite Star from me!!
2007-11-21 02:10:16 · answer #5 · answered by L. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Star
2007-11-21 01:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ooooooowwwww!!!... Hilarious,DC... ROFLMAO...
2007-11-22 13:23:51 · answer #7 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-21 04:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, didn't see that coming
2007-11-21 08:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it....thanks for posting so many good jokes lately.
2007-11-21 01:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋