mine is when im at work and tell customers then have to pay deliver charge and they completely go off on one.
i had a little old man swear at me and been spat at. i dont make the rules, just get paid for following them.
2007-11-20 23:37:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Idiot drivers and rude people.
As a side note, I worked in retail for a couple of years and I will NEVER do that again. Although it was quite fun to make the customers know the REAL truth; the customer is NOT always right.
2007-11-21 00:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH, WHERE CAN I START....... PEOPLE GETTING ON THE HIGHWAY THAT SEE IT IS RUSHHOUR BACKUP, WHO DECIDE TO RIDE THE SHOULDER, CAUSE THEY'RE IN A HURRY, THEN THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT 5 INCHES BEHIND THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU THAT THERE'S ENOUGH SPACE TO FIT IN.
PEOPLE THAT DRIVE BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT IN THE LEFT LANE ON THE HIGHWAY ON A NO TRAFFIC DAY.
WHEN YOU GET BEHIND A CAR AND YOU SWEAR THAT THERE'S NO ONE IN THE DRIVERS SEAT, YOU PASS THEM, AND DISCOVER THAT THEIR HEAD IS IN THE PASSENGER FOOT WELL, TRYING TO GRAB THE HOHO THEY DROPPED.
PEOPLE THAT DON'T REALIZE THAT TEN ITEMS OR LESS MEANS TEN ITEMS OR LESS. LIKE NINE, OR EIGHT, SEVEN, ETC.
PEOPLE THAT SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT A SOLID LINE MEANS DO NOT PASS.
THOSE STUPID YELLOW LIGHT CAMERAS. THE FLASH IS WAY TOO BRIGHT, AND IT ALWAYS LEAVES LIGHTS IN MY EYES.
PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE YELLOW MEANS FIFTY MILES AN HOUR THROUGH THE INTERSECTION.
ANY BODY THAT TRIES TO MODIFY A MINI VAN INTO A RACE CAR.
PEOPLE THAT THINK BECAUSE THEY HAVE A TWO DOOR CAR, THEY NEED TO BUY A HIGH PERFORMANCE, LOUD LOUD LOUD MUFFLER.(WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A GEO METRO WIN A RACE OF ANY KIND?)
WHEN YOU'RE NEXT IN LINE AT THE CHECKOUT, BUT THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU TRIES TO USE A CREDIT CARD IN THE CASH ONLY AISLE. (THIS GOES WITH MY EARLIER RANT ABOUT THE TEN ITEMS OR LESS)
PEOPLE IN MICHIGAN WHO USE THEIR FLAT HAND TO GIVE DIRECTIONS.(THANK GOD THEY'RE NOT IN FLORIDA!!)
PEOPLE WHO PARK SIX INCHES FROMYOUR BUMPER ON THE STREET, ONLY TO FIND THAT YOU DID THE SAME THING TO THE PERSON BEHIND YOU. (GUILTY!!)
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ME FROM ANYWHERE, COMING UP TO ME AND ASKING ME "WHAT'S WRONG?"
(GUESS WHAT, IT'S YOU!)
WAITING FOR A PARKING SPOT, WATCHING THE PEOPLE LOAD UP THEIR CAR, WAVE AT THEM TO LET THEM KNOW YOU WANT THEIR SPOT, WATCH THEM PULL OUT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION (THEIR CAR HOOD IS FACING YOU), THEN WATCHING A GEO METRO(WITH A LOUD LOUD LOUD MUFFLER) PULL INTO THE SPOT RIGHT AS THEY MOVE 6 INCHES.
ANYBODY GOT A SMOKE? I NEED ONE AFTER THIS......
OH, YEAH..... ANY BODY THAT THINKS THAT BECAUSE I SMOKE, I DON'T WATCH TV AND DECIDE TO TELL ME "THAT'LL KILL YA YA KNOW....." BOOP!! THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME SWITCHING OFF YOUR MOUTH( WITH MY BOOPER)
2007-11-21 01:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by icabear2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Eagles, the Flyers, when I injure my back, when birds mark my truck, when people turn down a side street before using their turn signal, when I leave the house and forget something.
2007-11-20 23:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love frustrates me.
Also when i get IMs saying will u be my new good fwend? and then get buzzed a million times before i could ever answer. Stupid people!
2007-11-21 00:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Bethenia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your behavior is o.k. & someone swears at you. Then you owe him nothing & you are free to answer him back roughly that you never put yourself at low levels or standards & ignore him. Good Luck my dear.
2007-11-20 23:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by LOVE U 2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People pleasers who pretend they are listening understand what you're saying to them, then immediately ask a question that you just answered.
2007-11-20 23:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by Little Lulu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i ask my lil bro about something, he olweiz give an off answers.. the way he answers back is so frustating wen i'm older than he is. i deserve a respect
2007-11-20 23:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by ~+keeL-chAn+~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People who lie, or they dont want to admit they are wrong when more than one person tells them they are.
2007-11-20 23:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
minnesota vikings AM a GREAT fan???!!!!!!!!!! pop ups on computer when i'm busy ,,,when i have a bad hair day!!break a nail don't have time to get it fixed..hmmm lets see ,,could go on &on LETS ALL JUST HAVE A NICE DAY (i'ts 6;50 am ) good morning alll
2007-11-20 23:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by TWIN-CITIES GREEN TEAM LLC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
traffic when i running late, ancient people that still have a drivers license OH and parents that don't wipe their childrens nasty neon green snot draing from their face!!
2007-11-21 00:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by chenoa_25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋