The executioner says to him "You have a choice of three methods of execution. Hanging, beheading or we can inject you with AIDS"
Paddy says "I'll go with the AIDS, at least that way I can live for a little while longer"
So the executioner injects Paddy with AIDS and then to his surprise, Paddy starts rolling around on the floor laughing.
"What's up with you?" Asks the executioner.
"You silly prat!" Says Paddy "I'm wearing a condom!"
=)
2007-11-20 22:12:01 · 17 answers · asked by Vivi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bee Jesus, twas a right cacker that was if ever I saw one so I did mee lord en I almost wet meeself larfin.
2007-11-20 22:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by MikeD2 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-20 22:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
Paddy was in the army , he was detailed to clear a minefield of mines with a mine detector. The captain wanted to see him and asked the sergeant.."Which one is private Paddy McGinty?"
The sergeant answered..."The one walking backwards."
2007-11-21 01:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 22:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh Paddy....:)
2007-11-20 22:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 fantastic lmao
2007-11-20 22:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by kezza 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 lol good en
2007-11-20 22:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Paddy's not too bright is he.
2007-11-20 22:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by renamed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt funny i wasnt wearing a condom! lol
2007-11-20 22:15:22 · answer #9 · answered by hardman 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, fooolish dude
2007-11-20 22:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by naijagunner 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋