A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
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2007-11-20 21:20:43 · 15 answers · asked by prasunkuls 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one... a refreshing change from the distasteful blond jokes we get on Y/A :(
2007-11-20 21:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by Parth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 06:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok
how bout this one
a guy goes into his doctors office and the doctors says bill i am sorry but you are going to die in 5..
five what bill yells five weeks 5 months 5 years?
5..4..3..2..
2007-11-21 05:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by smooth jones 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Defenitley a star.
2007-11-21 06:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Tweety Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is yellow and smells like bananas answer monkey sick
2007-11-21 06:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahh wth
2007-11-21 05:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHA
thats quite funny
well done. you make that up??
2007-11-21 05:26:31 · answer #7 · answered by best answer?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahahahah this one really is funny!
2007-11-21 05:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by OneTrueQueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay...not lol funny but still funny
2007-11-21 05:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololol sad but FUNNY!!!!
2007-11-22 19:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Lina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋