During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
2007-11-20 21:13:18 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant, and i loved the frog joke
2007-11-20 23:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke !!
But isn't "Give us this day, our daily bread" in the middle of the prayer? I'm what many would call "an atheist", but I have read that book a few times :o)
2007-11-21 05:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-21 06:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! I just heard this one on an episode of "The Vicar of Dibley" lol.
2007-11-21 05:18:37 · answer #4 · answered by :-) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, sounds smart.
2007-11-21 05:17:27 · answer #5 · answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The recent pope (Ratzinger) is wiser than you thought. He is so cunning than we thought. Not a joke!
2007-11-21 05:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by bugi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol,10/10, sooooooo funny.
Money talk,especially where the church is concerned....haha.
2007-11-21 05:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it :)
2007-11-21 05:27:06 · answer #8 · answered by Parth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha
beats all these other ones
ALWAYS
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRATS
2007-11-21 06:16:49 · answer #9 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-21 06:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋