2007-11-20 20:57:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the cheesecake has been under a lot of stress lately. he just got sued for $24,000 because of a fight he got into four friggin' years ago with a couple of guys who brought cocaine into his house at a new year's eve party. he was just trying to defend his property. the cheesecake didn't want any cocaine in his house, because he knew the cops could show up at any time, and he knew that he could very possibly be held accountable for any little trace amounts that were found anywhere on his property- not that he's into that kind of thing in the first place. so cheesecake told the guys to leave, but they wouldn't. cheesecake got into an argument with the two guys, and they both cooled down and said they would leave. then, when cheesecake turned his back, one of those cowardly bastards hit him over the head with a beer bottle. cheesecake shook it off and went after the guy. the guy that hit cheesecake ended up with a jaw that was broken in two places, 7 stitches under his eye, and three broken ribs. the other guy was smart, and ran away. but now cheesecake is being sued for hurting the guy, when it was all out of self-defense, and it was just an effort to protect his personal property. so he's kinda angry about that. and rightfully so! who wouldn't be? it's BS, man! so between lawyers, bill collectors, and the IRS, the cheesecake has had about all he can take. every time the he thinks about the cowardly little pukes that are responsible for this, the cheesecake gets angry.
then, two weeks ago, the cheesecake's car broke down for the umpteenth time in the past six months. the timing belt broke, and the stupid engine is designed to throw the rods when that happens. so he's had to ride back and forth to work with this idiot named bill, who shows up whenever he feels like it, and sticks around at work for an extra hour every night, just so he can flirt with some married trailer park skank. plus bill forgot to pick him up on saturday, so the cheesecake had to call in late, and that didn't make him very happy at all.
so you see, the cheesecake isn't evil. he just seems that way because he's been under a lot of pressure lately, and it's really starting to get to him. he'll cool down soon, probably when he gets done with this stupid court case. that'll make the cheesecake happy, and he'll be in a better mood again.
ps- the cheesecake is also known as that_guy_drew
2007-11-20 21:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by That Guy Drew 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"THE" Cheesecake? As in one cheesecake in particular, meaning that the rest are good?
Just looking for clarification, that's all.
2007-11-20 21:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by SDW 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheesecake isnt evil. Just fattening :)
2007-11-20 21:00:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cheesecake itself isn't evil, it's those darn cherries on top of it...
2007-11-20 21:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by nuthnbettr2do0128 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEVER say anything bad about cheesecake again!
2007-11-20 21:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kruger, Freddy Kruger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this cheesecake recipe. One taste and you will sell your soul for another.
2007-11-20 21:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by foru0810 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because all I have to do is LOOK at it, and I'm tempted.
Get thee behind me, Cheesecake!!!!
2007-11-20 21:08:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it has been corrupted by the chocolate cake, and is now being tempted by the marshmallows. Despite of all this, it will be flooded down the hell of our stomachs with a damned good spirit wine.
2007-11-20 23:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. It's about 70% fat and makes you put on weight like crazy. Also gives you cellulite.
It is so tempting though - it is an evil temptress!
2007-11-20 21:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You only think it's evil because it's not nice to YOU- it's okay to some others.
2007-11-20 21:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by bezsenný 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋