Last month my son told us that he was beginning the process of legally changing his name to Cash-Money God. I don't know the significance of it, but I figured it was just him being a rebellious 17 year old boy. He claims his real name, Ralph Finkelstein, isn't "gangsta" enough. Today he showed me the papers and all he has to do is submit them to city hall on Monday and it's official! I never thought he was seriously going to do this! As if this isn't bad enough, when my daughter found about what her brother was doing, she thought it was cool and told us that she decided to legally change her name to Jenny Juicy-Legs. She also doesn't like the name my wife and I gave her, which is Agnes Finklestein. Plus, she's only 16 years old! I tried to talk them out of this but they say I have no moral authority since I legally changed my name last year to Super King when I launched my rap label. What should I do with my 2 rebillios children
2007-11-20 18:43:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
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2007-11-20 18:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Safiya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How could name your children Ralph and Agnes? That's inhuman.
Also, I believe Cash-Money God is already taken by many of the Christian evangelists.
Any girl who calls herself Juicy-Legs would certainly be popular at parties.
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2007-11-20 19:10:20 · answer #2 · answered by Labsci 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg this has to be a joke please! Anyone under the age of 18 cannot legally change their name without their guardians signature. And if this is real, I'm not sure which name is worse, the names you gave them or the names they are changing to! But you must think pretty highly of yourself to change your name to Super King? Trying to overcompensate for something?!?!?!
2007-11-20 19:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by Rileigh M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't even sound real! Kill them, I don't know, but you aren't setting a very good example by changing YOUR name to "Super King" which sounds retarded beyond anything in this world. Good luck with this! Plus, someone has already said this, they need parental consent before that can submit those forms!
2007-11-20 18:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Your probably making this up... I don't think a child can change their name legally without the parents signature.
2007-11-20 18:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jessie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Talk to them and see why they changed there names.
2007-11-20 18:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's obvious that your children are striving for higher status in life. Let them do it.
Sincerely yours,
Tonto Goldberg
2007-11-20 18:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jolly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Dadda Bling here, its cool
2007-11-20 18:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've shown them the way, now be nice and support them.
2007-11-20 18:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by zaytox0724 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol they're following you. besides, with names like those id change my name to F()c[{ity-F()c[{erstein
2007-11-20 19:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by D'M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what you sow.. you will reap! Good luck daddy..
2007-11-20 18:47:07 · answer #11 · answered by Kiss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋