Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me??"
2007-11-20 18:36:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
2007-11-20 18:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dublin is a nic brand. Anyway, I can't really remember, I've used them before, and I really liked them. They lasted for a long time as well. Anyway, I'm not sure. Your best chance is to go over there and try on a variety of jodhpurs.
2016-04-05 01:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-11-22 04:10:48 · answer #3 · answered by <3 Turtle Owner<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Dude...every morning when I come to office and check mails...I try to read ur jokes....so funny...Thanks for making me laugh in the early morning... ;)
2007-11-21 15:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by yash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, another funny one. Remember me? You picked me as favorite on another joke. Lol, your jokes are pretty funny.
2007-11-20 20:37:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See being sincere does not make sense many time ~ LoL
2007-11-20 18:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice.
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2007-11-21 08:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!!!
2007-11-21 12:00:30 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good joke! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
2007-11-21 00:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have really out done yourself this time - - - thanks for a really big laugh! Loved it. Thanks CJ
2007-11-21 09:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋