One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.
"Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river.
"Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools... and the intelligence ...to cross this river."
And Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
2007-11-20 18:31:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Russian T - you amaze me - this is truly FUNNY - laughed myself silly - thanks so much! (P.S. are you sure you are not a woman?) CJ
2007-11-21 09:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats a fun joke. I'd prob be the one to avoid almost dying and start walking to get to the bridge.
2007-11-21 02:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by moonshine057 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Might be true if there was even a remote possibility that a woman could read a map.
2007-11-21 04:43:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lmao the third did it the easiest way!
2007-11-21 02:37:26 · answer #4 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah hahahaha three cheers for the girls..hooray.....3x
2007-11-22 04:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this was really funny, my husband didn't get it. I guess that's why I'm the woman!!!
2007-11-21 20:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....So this time u gave importance for a woman... :p
2007-11-21 23:22:43 · answer #7 · answered by yash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha! Another smart woman!
2007-11-21 08:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that was funny
2007-11-21 02:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2007-11-21 03:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋