IF you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……..
2007-11-20 18:27:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't worry about lack of men jokes. Everybody gets their turn in the barrel!
2007-11-27 18:42:32 · update #1
Very true
2007-11-22 04:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by <3 Turtle Owner<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Agree ~ Agree ~ True ~ True ~ What a complexity
2007-11-21 03:08:26 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
R.T. I gave you a star for this one! CJ
2007-11-22 00:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How abt Men.... Why don't u write abt Men... :p
2007-11-21 23:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by yash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All that is true, but you love us anyway!!!!
2007-11-21 20:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..adding one from me....
if u support her when she is right, it was not required.
if u don't support her when she is wrong, it is useless.
2007-11-21 02:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true!
2007-11-21 08:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..ever heard of the sacred whore?
2007-11-22 14:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by kudos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE
2007-11-21 02:33:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno if they are complex... but they're sure full of COMPLEXES...
hahahahahaha
2007-11-21 07:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋