A dog walks into the Job Centre and asks the man at the counter if they have any vacancies. The man is stunned. ‘You’re a talking dog!’ he cries. ‘What a wonderful talent you have. I’m sure we can find work for you no problem.’ At this the dog becomes agitated. ‘Look,’ he says. ‘Don’t mess me about. Have you got any jobs or not?’ ‘Okay,’ says the man. ‘Just sit tight. I’ll make a call and I’ll have you working in no time.’ With that the man phones Billy Smart’s Circus. ‘I’ve got a talking dog here,’ the man says to Billy. ‘Can I send him down to you?’ Billy is ecstatic. ‘All my life I’ve been looking for a talking dog,’ he says. ‘You get him down here tomorrow morning and he can name his wage.’ The dog’s still wary. ‘What will I be doing for Mr Smart?’ he asks. The man is puzzled. ‘I imagine you’ll be the Talking Dog in the circus,’ he says. ‘Oh, that’s no good to me, mate,’ the dog says. ‘I’m a plumber.
2007-11-20 17:32:58 · 11 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi fozzed and it was gerry and the pacemakers
2007-11-20 20:12:03 · update #1
i like it i like it,huh who sang that?
2007-11-20 19:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A clean funny joke. Don't see that much. Grin!!!
2007-11-20 19:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by Inga007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit choicy, that dog *hehehe*
2007-11-20 21:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-11-20 18:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by bluesky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this dog is stupid funny lmao
2007-11-20 17:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mz.Thang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bark bark
2007-11-20 18:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by omeng90 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I laughed! âº
2007-11-20 20:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.....ha ha ha ha
2007-11-20 20:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by pokerfacelad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute..lol
2007-11-20 17:55:33 · answer #9 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-20 17:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by joey_fh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋