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2007-11-20 17:23:17 · 14 answers · asked by Mr.Nice Guy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
damn girl...did you grow up on a farm coz you sure know how to raise a c**k...lol. i dont beleive in pick up lines...those are outdated..with the cultural and social trends of today where vanity (good looks, superficial s***t) leads the day..its all about how attractive you are...you can have the best pick up line in the world but if a girl doesnt think you're 1) hot 2) cute 3) sexy 4) good looking then no chance for you brotha...but if she does then you can have the lamest,sloppiest pick up line but she'll still be all over you..its not the pick up lines, its the internal confidence that you need to work on,walking up to a girl with the beleif that she wants you more than you want her...they see that in your eyes and it releases chemicals in their brains that turn em' on......me...i walk up to em' and go...hey i know you from somewhere...and they go really...i go yup....i go whats you name...they say and i go did you used to live on (bogus address) they go no and i go 4 real while giving them that sexy gaze..that i wanna hit it now gaze and id make you come 12 times in 12 mins gaze...and then i go so how long have you been living here....and pick up conversation from there...i always get numbers that way but i always keep in mind the vanity issue i mentioned above meaning i dont walk up to girls that are clearly out of my league.....i go up to girls i find attractive and are in my league...so find your league and stay in it to avoid unnecessary embarassment
2007-11-20 17:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by J D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK Mr. Nice guy
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would me I next to U.
Dang Baby you want some fries with that shake?
Would you hold it against me if I said you had a nice body?
Hey I'm new in town and I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again??
I have heard them all.
2007-11-20 17:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many times do I have to tell you that most girls do not like those stupid, corny lines that you jerks think are so cool!! Just go up and introduce yourself and make small talk. You have a greater chance of getting her REAL number that way!!!
2007-11-20 17:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick-up lines suck. You'd be better off doing a yo momma joke.
2007-11-20 17:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ gohangirl708 ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the king and I wan't to make you my queen.
I'm a squirt gun and I wan't to make you wet all night long.
If you were a hole, I would stick my rod in you.
If you were a bicycle I would ride you for 10 miles a night.
2007-11-20 17:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it might get you slapped also, but if you do it right, it will make them melt!
You see a girl from across the room. You signal for her to approach you by giving her the one-index finger motion. When she walks over, lean foward and say to her in your best porn-star, husky voice 'If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole body.'
Tell me if it works! ;)
2007-11-20 17:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by specndim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I see love at first site.
Where are your wings? I though angels usulally have the.
LOL somethin like that... am lil' rusted...been married few years.
2007-11-20 17:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm no stop tryin to run lines on females and jus speak ur mind/heart...jus be respectful...promise that will take u alot farther than some lame lines.
2007-11-20 17:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by straburi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truley Us girls Hate pick up lines. Just be yourself!!!!
2007-11-20 17:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by lovey097 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
waity for a girl alone at the bar , sit nxt to them and say " having a bad day" they will need someone to talk to and like you instantl because you were nice and not just hitting on her.
2007-11-20 17:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by NATE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋