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She slept with the devil child K-Fed. She defiled with silicon her supple breasts which were meant for nourishing her babies. I know her babies aren't circumcised or baptised. She has partaken of alcoholic beverages and stuck satanic substances in her nose. Worse of all, she has disobeyed traffic laws and she put out another album of devil music.

2007-11-20 15:42:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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God wants to hold Britney Spears and make her feel better. You're the kind of scary Christian, eh?

2007-11-20 15:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by dumbuglyweirdo 5 · 7 1

God does not take revenge on humans, He judges people's hearts after death. Brittney had the free will to make her decisions, made some wrong ones, and is now suffering the consequences, plain and simple.

2007-11-20 23:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by Megan 4 · 3 0

I'm pretty sure she's just suffering the consequences of her actions. When you party heavily, take drugs, and shirk responsibility bad things generally happen to you like the loss of your career, the loss of your kids, the loss of friends, poor image, declining physical health, etc. That's not God. That's life.

2007-11-21 00:00:32 · answer #3 · answered by Nightwind 7 · 2 0

ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for a good laugh. You cured the headache I've had all day! Except - I understand that Ms. Britney had a daughter. I wonder how you go about circumcising a girl? I must have slept through that lecture in med school...

2007-11-20 23:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I thought she was the devil child. Isn't she the antichrist in the female form?

2007-11-20 23:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Tommy Thompson 4 · 0 0

What does God have to do with her? She's putting herself in the toilet. No one has to do a thing. When she gets sick and tired of being sick and tired, maybe she will wake up.

2007-11-20 23:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 7 1

Matthew 7: 1-2

1Judge not, that ye be not judged.

2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

2007-11-20 23:50:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No. That isn't because some of her activities have been other than reprehensible -- it simply is because there isn't any such thing as god.

2007-11-20 23:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Yes of course, he spends all his time torturing the really dumb and assisting the intolerant and stupid.

2007-11-20 23:51:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

If there is a God I think its more likely that Britney is God's way of punishing us. NO MORE! NO MORE! I GO TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR FOOD, DAMMIT, NOT TO HAVE THAT CRAP JAMMED INTO MY BRAIN!!!

2007-11-20 23:46:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

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