A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now. Tell HIM you have a headache."
2007-11-20 15:31:17 · 30 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Gee Whiz it's a hard audience today.
2007-11-20 15:47:10 · update #1
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Please no TD's for negative response
2007-11-20 20:08:38 · update #2
bravo, Papa Chuck!!!! hahahaha....i think i just bought me a headache....hahahahaha
2007-11-20 16:05:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. If it was the zoo in Las Vegas their next stop can be divorce court.
Incidentally, why was the door to the cage open?
2007-11-21 03:17:08 · answer #2 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny honey papsy. i'll take care of the husband now and deal with the gorilla later. got to give the wife some lessons too don't you think?
2007-11-21 03:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
dude, i totally get it..great joke..and i bet the gorilla was horny!!! lol...dude, U'VE got to put another one of these questions up SOON!!!!
wat abt this one????
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," the other girl sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," she said. "He'll miss me."
2007-11-20 23:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i was the gorilla, i would have slammed my fist on the wall and say "don't you ever tease that way again, now excuse me, i really need a cold shower."
2007-11-21 00:27:03 · answer #5 · answered by 36 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's funny and crazy! My husband may probably do the same as we both love to have fun and dare each other to do stupid things like this... hahaha!
2007-11-21 01:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Roszi Love 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor wife. But I guess I should also say poor husband...hehehe!
2007-11-23 14:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by allsmiles 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a horrible thing to do. Still funny though.
2007-11-20 23:37:48 · answer #8 · answered by Nick R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed first then I realized that I don't honestly get it...
or maybe i have a headache...
2007-11-21 01:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Soop3rNLuVkJB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!! that is funny!!! hahaha!!!
hahahaha! (*don't mind the others)
i watch cartoon network alot!
lolz!
2007-11-20 23:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋