One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened -- Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
2007-11-20 14:57:35 · 13 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
2007-11-20 14:57:50 · update #1
** It's not that funny of a joke.
2007-11-20 15:01:12 · update #2
haha! that's hilarious!!
2007-11-20 15:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by leslie005011 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most probably....and I can't think of the ad where your line comes from. Where you the bus driver who purposely drove through a massive puddle, soaking me from head to foot ? And are you the same driver who had no change and still owes me £1. 20 ?
2016-05-24 09:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what your saying is the bus driver did all that for nothing because Big John had a bus pass. Why didn't he ask that to start with? Stupid bus driver!
2007-11-20 15:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by freespirit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 15:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow you really did hit the spot with this one good job cheers lol 10/10!!!!!
2007-11-20 15:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao that was so funny I can't stop laughing keep them coming dude
2007-11-20 15:06:16 · answer #6 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,
have me a little giggle...
2007-11-20 15:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by ★dianita★ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe
2007-11-20 15:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by Colts Pacers Fever Hoosiers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH I LOVE ITTTT
KEEP IT UPPP
2007-11-20 15:03:01 · answer #9 · answered by sdffasdfasfvasfewaaerqwer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is a good one! :)
2007-11-20 15:03:05 · answer #10 · answered by fluffycow77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋