Here's a joke I found in a group that is so funny:
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
2007-11-20 14:35:43 · 24 answers · asked by bluegirl87 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute but this is funny:
Cartwheeling for Cash
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
2007-11-20 14:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by Los 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 22:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-11-20 22:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i actually laughed outloud my roommate did as well once he saw what i was reading
too bad she didnt ask for the camel 100s
2007-11-21 01:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by ditty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Wow,what a thought to think. Star!
2007-11-20 22:39:35 · answer #5 · answered by Ladiiღ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty good not soo funny that i fell over but it was ok
2007-11-20 22:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ggggggggggggoooooooooooooodddddddddd
that IS going to make me fall over laffing!!!
2007-11-20 22:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Harmony Alexis 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha
I get it
2007-11-20 22:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by joao_mansur21 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO! That was a funny joke. I needed that!
2007-11-20 22:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!!
2007-11-20 22:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by leslie005011 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋