Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
Pls star if worthy...thx.
2007-11-20 14:26:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that
is
freaking
HILARIOUS!!!!!
i like how you ended it with like a news cast about how he lived!!! thats really funny
2007-11-20 14:30:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 14:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, so funny! I give you 5 stars for that one!
2007-11-20 14:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by bluegirl87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!! Here's your star
2007-11-20 14:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
Funny
2007-11-20 14:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by joao_mansur21 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
haha, the best part is at the end where he lives, and may even walk again... hahahahaha
2007-11-20 14:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Alone within me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay lmfao nice one
2007-11-20 14:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, LOL and rolling on the ground. :)
2007-11-20 14:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by Cindy B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehh
2007-11-20 14:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by Colts Pacers Fever Hoosiers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before.
2007-11-20 14:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋