Oldie but goodie....Starworthy???
I was in Wal-Mart yesterday buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for
our new Yellow Labrador and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital. I said no....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
2007-11-20 13:59:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
wow great story
i cant believe they fell for it
2007-11-20 14:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Joey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFU*KINGAO. Hilarious. You got a star. I wish I could give you two. I do Sh!t like all the time. I remember this lady has one foot already in the elevator and asked if we where going down I told her no we are going to fool everybody and go side ways really really fast. She looked at me and said oh and steps off the elevator and looks at me as if I'm dead serious. LMAO
2007-11-20 14:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it. That is some way to stop the nose people around you. I have to say I needed that LOL.
2007-11-20 14:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand the question and that is good that you lost weight but you sound like a dog...
2007-11-20 14:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by Paschen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 14:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow.Very interesting story!!! Lol I love it.U deserve a star :]
2007-11-20 14:04:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao hahahahahahaha hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
2007-11-20 14:52:26 · answer #7 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny
you have some great jokes
2007-11-20 14:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say yay. I hate stupid people.
2007-11-20 14:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by blackhen22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nay
2007-11-20 14:02:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sara Rose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋